I cant for the life of me understand why people honk. It's like you don't need a reason anymore. Still, I've put down some most common reasons for honking in India...
- When a car cuts you in front and you want show him the finger.
- When the signal turns green but you still cant move, coz the auto in front of you refuses to start. The auto driver then gets off and starts pushing it to the side. By the time he actually gets out of your way, the signal turns red again. By now, you've exhausted your battery completely by honking.
- When you test a newly installed battery for the horn.
- When you test a newly installed horn after your old one's worn out.
- At a jam, when you want a girl to turn towards you, so that you can take a look at her face. You're tired of staring at the back of her head. If you keep honking, she would wonder what the f you are honking for and would invariably turn around?
- When a cop's standing in the middle of the road and thinks it's perfectly normal. You suddenly remember all the bribes you've given cops in the past. You hate his kind. You just want to insult him. So you honk.
- When a cop car is parked in "no parking" and you don't approve.
- When someone honks for no reason and you just want to tell him to shut up.
- For fun.
- When you're bored and want to create your own music.
- When you see an auto driver pissing on the road.
- When someone tries to steal your parking spot by slyly sliding right into it when you're slowly backing up.
- When someone spits on your car from a bus window. (believe me, this happens)
